Thursday, July 17, 2008

New Gauge of When You've Had Too Much?

Dear God, may you never let me drink so much beer that this seems like a good idea. Thank you, AJ


Woman on probation for masturbating in front of teen grandson

SUFFOLK – Grandmother Mary Elizabeth Jones had been drinking too much beer in early January when she called her teen grandson into the room. She also was naked from the waist down and masturbating, according to court records.

Jones later denied some of the allegations and admitted she was ashamed of herself.

In a plea agreement, the charge of indecent liberties with a child was reduced to contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Jones got a suspended sentence of 12 months in jail Thursday, and two years of supervised probation with drug and alcohol counseling. In addition, Jones, 63, will no longer be allowed to spend time alone with her grandchildren.

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