And now, a 757 haiku in the 757:
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Without asking, Chuck:
"Don't use that one in your act."
Just FYI -- cleaning out my dresser tonight and got to my underwear drawer. While contemplating whether or not to keep some of the oldies-but-goodies that have been around forever, I found myself thinking… “Would you want to be caught dead in this underwear?”
And then…on the heels of that… “Would you want to be the victim of a violent crime in THAT???”
In the end, there was quite a respectable pile of trash.
So, as you contemplate those existential questions about your purpose and existence, remember one thing…there is at least one woman out there who will NOT die in bad underwear because of you.
Well done, AJ. I’m always glad to know you.