Thursday, September 19, 2013

Farm Market Roulette

Me: Hi, I'd like to order a Dinner for 2 for pick up.

Her: OK.  

Her: Hello?

Me:  Oh, sorry.  I didn't know you were ready.  May I have the roasted veggies, polenta, & marinara?  And could that be ready for 5:15, if possible?

Her: OK, is that all?  Do you want another one?

Me: It's two servings, right?

Her: You want two of these?

Me: Wait, I thought it was a Dinner for 2 -- that there are two servings?

Her: Do you want two for $12 or 1 for $6.99?

Me: I want the two for $12.

Her: OK.  And will this be for here or to go?

Me: To go.

Her:  And your name?

Me: Amy.  [It's my food alias.]

Her: OK, Amy.  We'll see you at 6:15!

Me: 5:15!

Her: Oh, right!  *giggle*

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