A typical exchange overheard at work. Know that the initiator of the exchange has a slow, monotonous drawl and takes approximately 2.5 times longer than the rest of us to say something.
“Elizabeth, did you place that stock room order already?”
“Yes.”
“Ohhh. DNA needs a bigger notebook for those CDs they keep…”
“I have 5-inch notebooks in the stock room. That’s the biggest they make.”
“Oh, 5-inch is the biggest they make?”
“Yes.”
“See this here -- it’s bulging. Maybe if we split it up into two notebooks.”
“I have 5-inch notebooks in the stock room. That’s as big as they come.”
“Is this 5 inches?”
“Yes.”
“Do we have any of these?”
“Yes. I have 5-inch notebooks in the stock room.”
“Is that the biggest they come?”
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