On this our yearly government-sanctioned day of Thanksgiving, I'd like to say how thankful I am for my girlfriend, our new home, our dogs, and our life together. I'm also thankful for my friends, what's left of my family, and my adopted family. I'm thankful for my health and my job. I'm thankful for any number of things every single day.
But the one thing -- the one thing -- I'm most thankful for is this visual and aural abomination and the chance to share it with you: